Hey there, Im Spencer, 19 years old, a product of working-class North Carolina and upper middle class Northern Virginia. Music is my life, its my past, present, and future. Here you'll find Nothing but my un-censored thoughts and stuff I like. If something I post offends you, I don't care, you don't have to follow my blog. But I'd prefer you did because everything I say comes from a place of truth! Enjoy!
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
The one time I wish I carried cash. #icecreamtruck (Taken with instagram)
Fried peanut butter & banana sandwich. Elvis’s favorite! #elvis #breakfast
If this is true, take a listen to this and fix your brain! www.reverbnation.com/spencerjoyce
Joke I heard at the choir concert last thursday.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
You: Why?
Me: To get to the other side!
You: (awkward silence)
Me: Knock Knock
You: Who's there?
Me: THE CHICKEN, BITCH!!!
You: (Fall back, then get up and walk away in a manner that suggests you just shit your pants)
My first real angry recording. I was thinking ‘Nevermind’ and ‘The Black Album’ meet ‘Nevermind The Bollocks’ for this one.
+ Commonly banned books throughout History
The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame.
-Oscar Wilde
(Source: badlittlered)
Teenager: I think I'm really ugly, I hate it.
Society: Oh my god what an attention seeking bitch haha!
Teenager: I think I look good today.
Society: You're so full of yourself!
Teenager: I don't know how to act around most people.
Society: Just be yourself, that's all anyone can ask for :)
Teenager: *being herself*
Society: What a freak, what the fuck are you doing you idiot?!
Teenager: *commits suicide*
Society: That's such a shame, she was a great person. People should've told her how amazing she was when she was actually alive rather than wait till now!
When I'm famous and I appear on TV...
My parents will be like:
My teachers will be like:
And my classmates, who ignored me for all these years, will be like:
Karma, bitches.
Why Music Matters
This can’t be posted often enough.
And to think that many people take music for granted! This doesn’t just apply to schools, but to all musicians who play any type of instrument (yes, voice counts) in all genres in all parts of the world. The casual fan might just see you once, and you’ve got to be perfect for that person, or that stranger will forever think of you as horrible and never ever give you a second chance. Music demands perfection.
This has been one of my favorite shows on television for a while. One of those half hours that goes by like 11 minutes. Remember the video last Christmas with the two guys giving each other shopping lists to read off at Target? It was inspired by these guys. Too many people I know would love it don’t know about it, and as it’s told to me, a second season still hangs in the balance, SO… Tune in and check out Impractical Jokers tonight at 10… Funny and fun and good natured. Check out the show’s website here. I just like to see the good stuff (and good guys) win.
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
